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The Legend of Conan: Arnold is back!

Posted on December 3, 2012 by

This isn’t a real post, but it is the most exciting news I have received in the past decade.  Anyone who’s followed this blog for a while knows I wrote a piece back in the day about King Conan: Crown … Continue reading →

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The Many Lies of Dave P.

Posted on November 13, 2012 by

Reblogged from Dave P. is a Liar*: I’m sure by now everyone has read Dave P’s “review” of Ask the Dungeon Master on his blog, Boy Android (and by “everyone”, I mean the three people that read the self-important, trite nonsense that … Continue reading →

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The Linguistics of Cheese Sandwiches and the Christianization of Sunday

Posted on August 14, 2012 by

This week on Ask the Dungeon Master we talk about cheese sandwiches and Christians: I have an off-topic question.  Two actually.  They came to me during a game of Pathfinder and distraced me through the whole session… 1. Why is it … Continue reading →

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You People Are F%#@ing Crazy!

Posted on April 24, 2012 by

Once again, I have no questions to answer, so this week I decided to do something fun in honor of Ask the Dungeon Master‘s almost-one-year anniversary (I started last May).  If you were not aware of this, WordPress has this … Continue reading →

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Some Crap You Don’t Care About.

Posted on January 10, 2012 by

So. I had a totally awesome post about tattoos and Geeks and I was very happy with it until WordPress decided to smite me in the name of all that is Unholy, and the post mysteriously disappeared. It is gone, … Continue reading →

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42 and the Meaning of Life

Posted on November 15, 2011 by

Today, we have a chance to really delve into the depths of my omniscience thanks to one of the raddest people on the interweb: Dear Mr. Dungeon Master, What’s the meaning of life? Is it really 42? Your friend, Sarah. http://ThatsAGirlsCar.com … Continue reading →

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Space Orcs and Ninja Gnomes

Posted on October 11, 2011 by

This week we get back to some more Roleplaying fun time: Sometimes when I am preparing a campaign for a game one of my players will pitch a character at me that doesn’t fit in game or at least I … Continue reading →

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For the Love of the DM

Posted on September 26, 2011 by

Hello loyal readers!  I just wanted to write a quick note to you all saying thanks for reading and asking questions, and making Ask the DM exist.  But that being said, a write-in advice style blog can’t exist without the … Continue reading →

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